May Day

Three people are waiting for the bus. Choose what you're likely to say. [[I'm not working or shopping on May Day. ]] [[What is May Day?]] [[To the person who said she's not working, "When was the last time you actually worked, worked?"]]

<audio src="https://dn710306.ca.archive.org/0/items/Kmart1973ReelToReel/Kmart%201973%20Reel%20to%20Reel.mp3" autoplay></audio> [[You leave the pretentious man to prepare to buy stuff ahead of time so you're prepared for May Day.]]

[[On May Day, you find out about all these other organizations fighting for the cause and you end up learning more about how you can further fight for your future.]] [[You were tempted by a trinket on Etsy.]]

The girl gives you this information: It's also called International Workers' Day, originated in 1886 when workers went on strike and demanded an 8-hour work day. This year, organizations have planned demonstrations asking for a no school, no work, no shopping day to protest against Trump's agenda. <a href="https://actionnetwork.org/forms/may-day-pledge-2026">You can learn more about it by clicking here.</a> [[You appreciate the explanation and consider participating.]]

<audio src="https://ia800707.us.archive.org/3/items/Dance_it_Dance_All_1502-12279/06_-_Dance_it_Dance_All_Goodbye_Delete_Megamix_1984.mp3" autoplay></audio> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/MAWWZXQ.jpeg" width="50%"> The girl senses she's influenced you to participate and her victory somehow makes you look very attractive and makes a move on you. [[She's not your type so digusted, you want to try again ->Untitled Passage]] [[You two make out and it's happily ever after for a few hours.]]

[[You're too busy and important to attend May Day. You ignore everyone and go on your phone to pretend to check your emails.]]

The gods punish you with another future conversation with the same pretentious man in the near future. [[Specifically, you end up having to Uber Share and he says “you’re loud for a woman” and you feel little to no guilt for considering pushing him out of a moving vehicle.]] [[The gods cursed you and you somehow end up marrying this one.]]

<audio src="https://dn710904.ca.archive.org/0/items/jamendo-459182/01-1893901-The%20Piano%20Lady%20_Lena%20Orsa_-Meerkat%20Ragtime%20_%20Funny%20Happy%20Music.mp3" autoplay></audio> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/3IWP7R0.png" width="75%"> A bus cuts a corner and topples over you and you die instantly. [[Try again ->Untitled Passage]]

[[Just as you were about to shove his ass into traffic, he finds out he’s been fired from his job. You thank the gods by burning some incense in the car. The uber driver asks if you’re burning incense to celebrate May Day.]]

<audio src="https://dn721804.ca.archive.org/0/items/lp_the-nonesuch-explorer-music-from-distant_various-apatazingn-ensemble-bitov-orchestr/disc1/01.08.%20Hanami%20Odoro%20%28Flower%20Dance%29.mp3" autoplay></audio> You realize you were meant for a better life, so you support his alcoholism leading to a car crash that kills him. Your life begins now. [[You feel a death was unnecessary. Try again->Untitled Passage]]

<audio src="https://dn720306.ca.archive.org/0/items/78_babies-crying_thos-j-valentino_gbia0327579b/BABIES%20CRYING%20-%20THOS.%20J.%20VALENTINO.mp3" autoplay></audio> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/2PiicK3.jpeg" width="75%"> You weep and said you tried to attend May Day but then you saw a trinket on Etsy and describe the item in so much detail that you weep even harder realizing you're oversharing again. [[Try again ->Untitled Passage]]

<audio src="https://dn721503.ca.archive.org/0/items/HjalmarPetersonOrchestra_414/Gr%C3%A5t%20Inte%2C%20Anne-Marie1.mp3" autoplay></audio> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/QeOX3KX.jpeg" width="75%"> The gods bless you with introducing to you to communities of people who also care about doing what they can to shape their future. [[I'm blessed enough, so no thanks. Try again->Untitled Passage]]

And then you remember you won't be working on May Day so you'll have the whole day to yourself... for video games. Get off my lips, lady! Here I come Pokopia! [[Try again ->Untitled Passage]]